February 2012
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Finally you called me it again. Two years, and it’s finally back. Feels so good to be back with you.
“It’s a tacky seduction story: this guy who may be worldly and well-educated but...”
– Paul Banks, on Take You on a Cruise, NME, Crustaceans, seduction and doo-wop: singer Paul Banks takes us through an exclusive track-by-track guide of the sauve New Yorker’s second LP (via obstaclespecialist)
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Me: ughhh Mom did you order any girl scout cookies?
Mother: No, but you can get some.
Me: ...
Mother: Girl Scout cookies are like prostitutes; they're on every street corner!!
Me: ......
The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
THIS IS AMAZING.
SASSY PANTS ON.
“You’re beautiful, I know guys around here don’t see it, but I do. And I know how you feel, people don’t really like you, you’re trying to figure it out, you’re testing with guys and seeing how it goes, but nothing works. But there is this one guy who makes you feel like you mean something, they’re telling you things that you want to hear, they’re...
Infinite: Love as I feel it →
theysaidicouldntdoit:
Love is when you see the other person as perfect. Nothing they do makes you see them in a different light. Being around them makes you happier than you’ve ever been before. Love is when you stand by them through everything. Its when you care more about them than yourself. Its when just talking to…
Starting from today, how many Reblogs this post...
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“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....”
– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via sixpencesoulcake)
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strike out everything you've done. →
Had Beer.
Smoked an entire cigarette.
Done drugs.
Write on a bathroom wall.
Read a George Orwell book.
Had a physical fight.
Used Twitter.
Listened to Lady Gaga.
Been in a car accident.
Gotten suspended.
Gotten expelled.
Been allergic to something.
Got a computer virus.
Touched a real gun.
Had a dog.
Had a cat.
Been pregnant.
Camped out.
Swam in the ocean.
Wore a bikini.
...
Finding out something that completely changes you. It changes the whole situation. I need you here for me to tell you, for you to help me. But I can’t because you’re involved. I trust you more than him. I don’t want to chose between you two. Because I love him. He’s great and I think he’s awesome. But with you…. I love you. You make me laugh more than anyone...
I really am in shock. Complete and utter shock. I don’t want to hurt you or be disrespectful but it’s different? I hope you’ll understand I have no idea how to say it to you, I have no idea how to tell you. I just wish this has never happened. I can’t do this.
Dearest tumblr get ready for a long rant.
I really love you, I do. You’re the most amazing guy I’ve ever met in my life. You’re my role model. Don’t ruin this. Please don’t. Because I think you’re great and when you look at me, I can see it. Your look has changed. It’s judging, or maybe it’s concern. I don’t know. You say it’s concern but you’re in too deep. It’s...
I love my best friends
theysaidicouldntdoit:
It was so great to see the 2 of them this weekend. Seeing the two people who have changed my life and saved me was just spectacular. Just being around them puts a smile on my face. I couldnt live without them even if i tried.
me
Lol @ Lauren
“Nothing is ever really straightforward, I don’t see things straightforward. I...”
– Paul Banks (via whiteoppression)
fuck you .
obstaclespecialist replied to your post: obstaclespecialist replied to your chat: Me: I…
Those clinging wet swim trunks are better, methinks
oh my God stop! ahhhh he’s just so perfect. I wouldn’t mind being the bunny head too…
obstaclespecialist replied to your chat: Me: I can’t believe I ran into you…
what? LOL
Paul’s boxers are a lovely place to be.
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Me: I can't believe I ran into you here!
Paul: .....
Me: ....
Paul: ....
Me: ....
Paul: Why are you in my boxers?
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Trying to remember that someone out there likes me and thinks I’m pretty….
WAIT WHO AM I KIDDING?
Population that thinks I’m pretty and likes me: 0
If you lie, you die... at least in my book.
me: acts politely, goes to school, does homework, follows rules
parents: you're fucking out of control
