December 2011
person: so what did you ask for for christmas this year?
me: oh mostly cds
person: oh you still buy cds? why not just put it on your ipod?
my thoughts: because we dont all put them on our fucking ipods okay some of us like to have cds that can be held and cradled and kissed and that we can put in a little stack and show off and take out the lyric books and fucking look at the lyrics and cry over them and put the cd in the fucking stereo and have it way too loud because way too loud is just loud enough and then we like to smile at the newness and perfection of the little round disc and we like to cry when it scratches and skips and we like to yell when someone touches the shiny side can you do that with an ipod hmm?? can you?? fucking can YOU??
my reply: idk cds are nice
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
Meeting my favorite band member
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
Yes
Pick your top 5 shows, no cheating!
Lost
Grey’s Anatomy
Make it Or Break It
NCIS
Castle
1. Who is your favorite character in 2? Chief Weber. I love him, he always makes me laugh and has excellent insight
2. Who is your least favorite character in 1? I disliked… the bad Lochte. It’s hard to chose.
3. What’s your favorite episode of 4? The one where Kate dies or the one...
That awkward moment when you realize that it’s Wednesday not Tuesday
Last TMI Tuesday of 2011. Let's do this. →
chinosaurus:
1. What’s your middle name?
2. What are you listening to right now? 3. What was the last thing you ate? 4. Farthest you’ve gone sexually? 5. Do you drink? 6. Do you smoke? 7. What is the first thing you notice in someone? 8. What is your hair colour? 9. What is your eye colour? 10. Do you wear contacts/glasses? 11. Dogs or cats? 12. What’s your favorite animal? 13. What’s your...
20 Years From Now:
Husband: Why do you have a blog with pages and pages of my face?
Me: Honey, that was before we got married.
I’ve had people take away my best friends, twice. This one I’m going to fight for; I’m not letting you have him.
Successfully avoided a fight over Christmas! Woooo
MARIO Vs. PACMAN
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That awkward moment when you don’t have enough experience to fill out an application.
me: hey mom i got an A in this exam
mom: ok i don't care
me: i got a C but so did everyone else beca-
mom: I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE ELSE GOT YOU DON'T STUDY OR PUT ANY EFFORT IN YOU ARE STUPID AND I'M SICK OF TRYING TO GET YOU TO DO SOMETHING YOU AWFUL DEMON CHILD
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Man I love food.
This weekend I cooked Israeli couscous salad with baby arugula. For the dressing it was a lemon honey shallot olive oil. It was delicious. I also cooked gingersnaps.
Today I cooked Asian Noodles. I drained plain ramen noodles and then added a touch of sesame sauce, low-sodium soy sauce, garlic, sweet and sour and sesame seeds. It was delicious.
IS IT BAD I THINK OF YOU LIKE THAT?
Nope.